Carpet Square

"Exhibit 21-a: Here we see how the cult uses a technique known as 'squaring' to brainwash unsuspecting youth. Note the automaton-like smiles as the children are excrutiatingly forced to stand on one leg for hours, motionless, on tiny squares, with their hands in the air. Your honor, I need a 15 minute recess. Just looking at this picture makes me sick...".

Makes lots of all-time oddball cover lists. corner "dings"