Exum, Jack (All The Way Is A Long Time)

"You're looking at 208 pounds of absolute positive virile sex!...".

I had all sorts of captions floating around in my head for this one, but a quote straight from the record turned out to be much better. Old preacher with sooooothing, slow-speaking southern drawl lulls you into listening to his views on sex and staying "pure" until and within marriage, by recognizing that "we are sex"! Loaded with quaint and funny logical inconsistencies; but some of the one-liners are just plain hysterical. Picturing this guy as the epitome of "absolute positive virile sex" has gotta be one of the funniest visuals ever! And there are others. Find out for yourself! And when he sings at the end - I nearly peed my pants! In shrink.

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